roachpatrol:
“ alienpapacy:
“ you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured
”
in this economy?
”

roachpatrol:

alienpapacy:

you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

in this economy?

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professorsparklepants:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

blackbybeauty:

The bitch was ruthless!!!!

This was my favorite episode

This whole episode is just normal fire nation kids being like “why can’t you guys chill for two seconds” and Ozai’s Angels ft Zuko just being like “because we’re child soldiers in a nation whose day to day population is completely removed from the consequences of the war we started so no one understands us” and then the normal kids are like “please get out of our house”

Jul 23 2020  ♥ 98991  via  reblog

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

Jul 23 2020  ♥ 526303  via  reblog

memewhore:

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Jul 21 2020  ♥ 73143  via  reblog
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

memesandmylife:

miceprincess:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

newtonscamader:

emancaz:

emancaz:

thoodleoo:

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Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades


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Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

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Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans


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Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

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Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

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darthmelyanna:

jabberwockypie:

gentlekirk:

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

Why do I feel cranky and weepy and want to stab things, and my joints hurt and I’m eating All The Food?

Whatever could it mean? I wonder, as a person who has been menstruating for the last 20 years.

This is why werewolf preparedness makes no sense.

Jul 13 2020  ♥ 270641  via  reblog

clone103:

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Has this been done yet?

Jul 11 2020  ♥ 777  via  reblog

joematar:

yuri-club:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Fun fact!! It’s cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like “I don’t know if you’re dying or falling asleep and I’m not willing to gamble” so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It’s one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

Jul 10 2020  ♥ 238822  via  reblog

seashellronan:

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

Jul 08 2020  ♥ 86284  via  reblog

michonnegrimes:

Daveed Diggs as Thomas Jefferson in HAMILTON

Jul 06 2020  ♥ 19283  via  reblog

rudypankows:

We’re on our way to rescue our children from the big, bad Fourth of July celebration!

Stranger Things (2016 ) | Season 3, dir. The Duffer Brothers

Jul 05 2020  ♥ 1659  via  reblog

icecreamisbae234:

ravenclaw-enfp:

believeinprongs:

igperish:

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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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the-memedaddy:
“Meirl
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the-memedaddy:

Meirl

Jun 30 2020  ♥ 5817  via  reblog

elledix:

avatarsymbolism:

Zuko going into an angst coma because he made the right decision.

That moment when you make so many bad decisions in life that your body thinks it’s a virus when you finally do the right thing.

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